Age Old Wisdom- Updated

A stitch in time saves nine… Sewing is out, take it to a seamstress. Nuff said.

What goes around comes around… This is true, and trust me you don’t want to catch it.

Once a cheater always a cheater… Once a cheater, now a swinger. Monogamy is so 1950s.

You can’t judge a book by its cover…. But you can judge a blind date by their myspace page.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you… Karma will bite you in the a$$ every time.